Humour

Christ Church Warminster

A gynaecologist changed career to become a mechanic. She studied hard for the practical exam and gained a mark of 150%. Doing a double-take, she phoned her instructor to inquire how this had happened.
The instructor replied, “You took the engine apart perfectly – 50%. You reassembled it perfectly – 50%.
"I gave you an extra 50% for doing it all through the exhaust pipe – something I’ve never seen in my entire career.”

An elderly man finally got a hearing aid that worked, after a number of previous aids had failed. A month later, his doctor rang to check how it was going. “Your family must be pleased you can hear again,” he said.
“Oh no,” the man replied, “I haven’t told them yet because I enjoy listening to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times already!”