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Children's Letters to God

by Michael Ford last modified 12 May, 2015 04:12 PM

Selected from parish magazines

Benefice of St Bartholomew Parish News

Dear God
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions!
Ruth M

Dear God
My name is Simon. That’s from the bible. I am eight and a half. We live across the street from the park. I have a dog name buster, I used to have a hamster but he got out and ran away. I am small for my age. My hobbies are swimming, bowling, my chemistry set, reading, coin collecting and tropical fish. Right now I have three kinds. Well I guess I said a Mouthful. Goodbye. Always a friend.

Dear God
Of all the people who work for you I like Peter and John the best.

Dear God
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right.

Dear God
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God
You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.

Dear God
I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God
Maybe Cain and Abel wold not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God
I wish that there wasn’t no such thing of sin. I wish that there was not so such thing of war.
Tim M, age 9

Dear God
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha Ha.

Dear God
If you give me give lamp like Alladin, I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear - God – if - we - come – back as – something – please – don’t let – me – be Jennifer – Horton because – I – hate her.

Dear God.
How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don’t do any now?

Dear Mr God
I wish you would not make it s easy for people to come apart. I had 3 stiches ad a shot.

Dear Mr God
Please send me pony I ever ask for anything before you can look it up

Dear God
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was suppose to be our day of rest.
Tom L

Dear God
It rained for are whole holiday and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend – but I am not going to tell you who I am

Dear God
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God
How come you didn’t invent any new animals lately? We still have Just all the old ones.

Dear God
I think about you sometimes even when I’m not praying.

Dear God
If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
Mickey D

Dear God
Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a Puppy.

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