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Love redefined

by Michael Ford last modified 23 Sep, 2016 11:53 AM

Extracts from parish magazines

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Updated ListingBenefice of St Bartholomew Parish News

What is love? (according to a group of 4-to-8-year-olds)
Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.
Karl (5)

Love is when you go out and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of yours.
Chrissie (6)

Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Danny (7)

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Terri (4)

When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails any more. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Rebecca (8)

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
Billy (4)

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